The Perks of Being Single

slut if you choose to, because you’re single! You can dress like a slob and you don’t need to worry about embarrassing anybody else. You can party on Halloween without looking like an idiot in some dumb couples’ costume. You don’t need to match anybody else.

You can flirt with anybody. You can drunk-sext random people, and have fun. If you feel like dating, you have unlimited choices. You have all the freedom to choose.

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One Response to The Perks of Being Single

  1. Totally right! And no one can hold you back when you want to do something! Single pringles rule!

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